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17 Tweets That Will Make You Wonder If You Are Actually Taylor Swift

She's...almost like a normal human?!?

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1. This tweet about a strand of hair:

I swallowed a strand of my hair and now everything is ruined.

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

I swallowed a strand of my hair and now everything is ruined.

9:06 AM - 09 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. This tweet about forgetting where she put things:

I keep hiding things in secret spots in my apartment and then forgetting where I hid them. Would've been the worst pirate ever.

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

I keep hiding things in secret spots in my apartment and then forgetting where I hid them. Would've been the worst pirate ever.

11:37 AM - 22 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. This one about landlines.

My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

My home phone is ringing. I did not know I had a home phone. Interesting development.

5:39 PM - 26 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4. This tweet about getting jalepeño in her eye.

I will always remember today as the day I cooked dinner, rubbed my eyes, and then learned that jalapeños are NATURE'S PEPPER SPRAY.

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I will always remember today as the day I cooked dinner, rubbed my eyes, and then learned that jalapeños are NATURE'S PEPPER SPRAY.

3:32 PM - 15 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. This tweet about this classic problem.

Super weird how all of a sudden everyone is busy when I text them "hey want to come over and have a Scrabble tournament??"

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

Super weird how all of a sudden everyone is busy when I text them "hey want to come over and have a Scrabble tournament??"

6:42 AM - 05 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. This tweet about halloweentime:

It's October AKA the month when the horror movie ads start and at any moment a dead doll or corpse ghost could pop up on my tv. #struggles

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

It's October AKA the month when the horror movie ads start and at any moment a dead doll or corpse ghost could pop up on my tv. #struggles

4:14 PM - 02 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. This one about all the lost hair ties.

It's crazy to think about how many countries I've lost hair ties in.

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

It's crazy to think about how many countries I've lost hair ties in.

10:12 AM - 04 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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8. This one about brushing her hair.

When my mom says "Think you should brush the back of your hair?", it's really less of a question and more of a call to action.

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

When my mom says "Think you should brush the back of your hair?", it's really less of a question and more of a call to action.

2:08 PM - 24 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. This one about street food.

Can someone please invent an app that tells me where I can get the food that I smell in the air? #newyork

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

Can someone please invent an app that tells me where I can get the food that I smell in the air?
#newyork

4:08 PM - 15 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. This one about cat problems.

That moment when your cat casually walks up,then abruptly ATTACKS your custom satin Oscar de la Renta gown during your fitting for Met Ball.

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

That moment when your cat casually walks up,then abruptly ATTACKS your custom satin Oscar de la Renta gown during your fitting for Met Ball.

12:42 PM - 05 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. And MORE cat problems.

It is a daily struggle for me to not buy more cats.

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It is a daily struggle for me to not buy more cats.

4:04 PM - 18 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. This tweet about the emotion one feels upon seeing Blue Ivy.

Thoughts: I'm glad everyone's discovering Jessie J! Met Iggy in an elevator and she was super nice. Every time I see Blue Ivy, I cry. #VMAs

Taylor Swift@taylorswift13Follow

Thoughts:
I'm glad everyone's discovering Jessie J!
Met Iggy in an elevator and she was super nice.
Every time I see Blue Ivy, I cry. #VMAs

9:08 PM - 24 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. This one about loving Fall Out Boy 4 ever.

One of the only unchanging things about my life in the last 10 years is my love of Paramore, Ingrid Michaelson, Fall Out Boy & Coldplay.

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One of the only unchanging things about my life in the last 10 years is my love of Paramore, Ingrid Michaelson, Fall Out Boy & Coldplay.

1:52 PM - 16 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. This tweet about the scissor dilemma.

That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can't because you DON'T HAVE SCISSORS.

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That moment when you buy scissors and then you try to open them but you can't because you DON'T HAVE SCISSORS.

5:52 PM - 23 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. This one showing concern for post viral-video fame.

I need there to be a follow up for every viral video letting me know the people/cats in them are ok. Like lol but no seriously, you alright?

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I need there to be a follow up for every viral video letting me know the people/cats in them are ok. Like lol but no seriously, you alright?

3:32 PM - 06 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. This tweet about how she spends her nights.

I'm 100. Sorry not sorry. #lawandorder #tea #idontreallyknowwhathashtaggingisordoes

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I'm 100. Sorry not sorry.
#lawandorder #tea #idontreallyknowwhathashtaggingisordoes

9:36 PM - 17 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. And this one of a vine she took while watching Titanic.

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