1.
[storage wars] look at this glove. there's just one so it's only worth $145. hey is this an empty gallon of milk? that's $65. oooh a shoelace, easy $400. and what's this? $100,000 in cash? i can't sell that
2.
Guy on storage wars finds a bucket of poopy diapers: I gotta get this checked out!
3.
1) Rent storage unit in So. Cal. 2) Fill with boxes of “Storage Wars" DVDs 3) Stop paying rent on unit 4) Sit back and wait
4.
If there’s one thing I learned from the Storage Wars theme song its that money owns this town
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the guy who hosts the auctions in storage wars https://t.co/d3sH9tbNsm
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my grandpa: you know, i was in a REAL war me, watching storage wars: grandpa if you dont shut the fuck up omg
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They be overpricing everything on Storage Wars lol! They be like “toilet paper roll ..about $15, got about 20 rolls in the box I can sell it for $650 at the my store”
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the guy with the facial hair on storage wars who always makes bad decisions: i'm gonna be careful with out money this time his wife: we've gotta keep the shop open, don't go bidding willy nilly the guy, 20 minutes later: i spent 200k on a unit full of clown shoes
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Watching Storage Wars compels me with a desire to rent a locker, neatly fill it with pristine, empty boxes, and walk away.
10.
My grandfather fought in the storage wars so how about you show some god damn respect
11.
My favorite part of the show "Storage Wars" is how they pay more for one storage unit than I'd pay for every storage unit on Earth
12.
Come over storage wars is on
13.
sorry but storage wars stays ON during sex
14.
The buyers on Storage Wars open up a locker to find a single ornate Victorian dollhouse standing in an otherwise empty space. One of them peers forward and sees tiny figures resembling each buyer looking into a replica of the locker. A gasp escapes. The starting bid is $200
15.
I learnt from Storage Wars that if you store your stuff away, some weirdo is going to prove how stupid you were storing it
16.
the amount of storage wars you've watched is inversely proportional to your understanding of the concept of inverse proportions
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Why does everyone on storage wars know "just the guy to go to" no matter what the item is
18.
I’ve never seen a single episode of breaking bad but I once I accidentally sat and watched 6 seasons of storage wars.
19.
turns out this hilarious parody of storage wars i've been watching is just the real storage wars.
