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13 Times In 2018 That Jennifer Lopez's Abs And Arms Made Me Gayer Than Before

She did that (to me).

Lauren Yapalater
by Lauren Yapalater

BuzzFeed Staff

We all know that Jennifer Lopez has a very lovely — as the french say — ass. I mean, it's literally famous, and for good reason. It's beautiful and she worked hard for it. I deeply respect it!!!

But this isn't about Jennifer Lopez's butt, we've talked about that enough!! This is about her arms and abs. And how every time she showed off those arms and abs this year, I got a little bit gayer. I'll show you.

1. January 1, 2018: I was gay, but then her arms made me buy two more flannel shirts.

2. January 19, 2018: I was gay, but then her arms made me book a trip to Dinah Shore weekend.

3. March 7, 2018: I was gay but then her abs made me watch Carol three times in a row.

4. June 2, 2018: I was gay, but then her abs made me hang a Blue Is The Warmest Color poster up in my room.

5. July 7, 2018: I was gay, but then her arms made me join a softball league.

6. July 22, 2018: I was gay, but then her abs made me tweet at Ellen a bunch of times.

7. July 24 2018: I was gay but then her abs made me burn a CD with only Hayley Kioko songs on it.

8. July 26, 2018: I was gay, but then once again her abs made me build a coffee table AND entertainment console from scrap wood all by myself.

9. August 18, 2018: I was gay but then her arms made me move in with a girl on the third date.

10. September 26, 2018: I was gay but then her arms made me rewatch The L Word from season one.

11. October 15, 2018: I was gay but then her abs made me write a memoir titled, "My cats and me."

12. October 31, 2018: I was gay but then everything happening here pushed me into a vat of rainbow sparkles and Ruby Rose had to dive in and save me.

13. And finally, November 2, 2018: I was gay and then these biceps made me go back into the closet just to come out again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS JENNIFER LOPEZ'S ABS AND ARMS FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR ME. I'm liberated!!!!