This woman.
This lady.
This boy.
This girl.
And this man.
What do they all have in common, you ask?
Oh they are just some of the many, many, many, many, many people in this photo that is quite lit'rally giving me heart palpitations.
Cause it's practically billions of people standing and watching Taylor Swift walk the seven feet from her apartment to her car!!!!
It's literally a multi-zonal affair!!! First, there's Zone A. Easily seen from this perspective. Packed 'n populous.
Then there's Zone B, which seems smaller and more delicate than Zone A... but it's not. Know how I know?
Cause this is Zone B:
And then there's Zone C. It's the overflow zone across the street, but still very full and engaged.
And finally, we have Zone D. Zone D only has about one person in it and I'm not even sure it's a purposeful zone or just a pedestrian that is standing there trying to figure out what this crowd is all about. But whatever, it's Zone D for this post.
Within' the zones there is more happening that is causing my anxiety to spike. First, there are people on the floor. Yes, I'm talking people sitting on the gosh darn street!!!
And based off my calculations, there are at least 24-103 cameras in this photo. Their unlimited data plans are shaking.
Basically, this photo is like the Last Supper but different and worse.
In conclusion: the life of a celebrity...what fun!!!!!
h/t Dylan Scott for pic.