1. :00 to :05 - Walk out of a store behind a random girl.
2. :06 to :10 - Allow the random girl to pose and ham it up for the paparazzi.
3. :11 to :15 - Walk away from girl who loves the cameras and continue on your way.
4. :16 to :20- Get gawked at by a pedestrian.
5. :21 to :35 - Observe a photographer get into a bike dilemma and express concern.
6. :36 to :40 - Keep walking while another guy takes your picture.
7. :41 to :43 - Smile while another photographer struggles in his endeavor to also get a picture of you.
8. :44 to :50 - End up getting a perfect photo of you taken because you are #blessed like that.
9. :50 to ∞ - Hang out with Taylor Swift.
10. The end.
- President Trump accused Barack Obama of organizing recent protests against him and leaking information from the White House to the press.
- A second wave of bomb threats sent to Jewish community centers brought the number of locations threatened on Monday to 30.
- Accounting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers fessed up to the Oscars oops that caused "La La Land" to be named best picture instead of "Moonlight."
- Elon Musk said his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝