1. Nicki came out and was all like, “your anaconda wants my butt.”
2. And Kim Kardashian sat there and was like, “Hmmmmhmm.”
3. And Nicki kept shakin’ that ass, and J.Lo was like, “Yuparoooo.”
4. “Yuparoo. —J.Lo
5. And her performance continued.
6. And Rita Ora was like O____O.
7. But everyone else was there for it because there’s no reason not to be.
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