1. Nicki came out and was all like, “your anaconda wants my butt.”
2. And Kim Kardashian sat there and was like, “Hmmmmhmm.”
3. And Nicki kept shakin’ that ass, and J.Lo was like, “Yuparoooo.”
4. “Yuparoo. —J.Lo
5. And her performance continued.
6. And Rita Ora was like O____O.
7. But everyone else was there for it because there’s no reason not to be.
- Donald Trump said that his comments about Sweden were referring to a Fox News segment, not an actual incident in the country 🇸🇪🙃
- The CEO of Uber is investigating sexism and sexual harassment claims after a former employee said her reports were ignored.
- Geologists say they've discovered an eighth continent beneath New Zealand. "Zealandia" is 94% submerged underwater 🔎🌍
- The US ambassador to Somalia gave the country's new president a "Make Somalia Great Again" hat and the exchange was ~confusing~.