Hello and welcome to the Skarsgård family tree! By the way, a 5-year-old did not make the below photo, I DID! All by myself!! I hope you like it.
Anyway, we are here to discuss the Skarsgårds. Who are like the moles in a carnival game of Hollywood... they pop up everywhere!!!!
Obviously, as you saw from my really good family tree, Stellan Skarsgård is the patriarch of the family.
Birthname: Stellan John Skarsgård
You know him as Bootstrap Bill from Pirates Of The Caribbean.
And also Bill from Mamma Mia! Guess he likes playing characters named Bill.
Also you may or may not know that Stellan is the father of v famous dude Alexander Skarsgård. Without going into too much detail about the miracle of life, let's just say...Stellan helped make him! Also, this is the entire point of this article.
New official Skarsgård hotness rating: 6.2 Skars!
But obviously he isn't just the father of Alexander. There are so many more! In fact there are six siblings in the Skarsgård family all born to Stellan and their mother, My Agnes. So, let's meet all of them.
Birthname: Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård
Sibling rank: Oldest sibling
Known for True Blood.
And other things! He's Alexander Skarsgård!
New official Skarsgård hotness rating: 10 Skars!!
Birthname: Gustaf Caspar Orm Skarsgård
Sibling rank: Second oldest
You might know him from Vikings.
And for having the least amount of hair out of all the Skarsgårds, but making it look really good.
New official Skarsgård hotness rating: 8 Skars!
Birthname: Samuel Kristoffer Ymer Skarsgård
Sibling rank: Third oldest
Occupation: He's a Doctor!
You don't know Sam from anywhere because he's a doctor and doesn't act. Instead I guess he's getting married and saving lives? There are so few photos of him on the interweb that honestly I'm not sure if he really even exists. JK he does.
Based on the very few photos around...the new official Skarsgård hotness rating: 7.5 skars!
Birthname: Bill Istvan Günter Skarsgård
Sibling rank: Kinda the middle child
You prob know him most recently as Pennywise in It.
But also from these gratuitous pics I'm gonna show you now:
New official Skarsgård hotness rating: 8.7 Skars!
Birthname: Eija Skarsgård (middle name/names unknown)
Sibling rank: Second youngest
Occupation: Unknown, but could be a model
Like I said, she could be a model. But I have no idea what she does or anything else about her. Just that she's the only girl in the family and probably is tired of people telling her how hot her brothers are.
New official Skarsgård hotness rating: 9 Skars!
Birthname: Valter Skarsgård (maybe they gave up on all the middle names as they had more kids?)
Sibling rank: Baby of the fam
Height: UNKNOWN, but prob tall.