1. What are "floppy disks" and what made them flop? nikopik.com Floppy disks aren't floppy, so don't say that to anyone else, OK? They were hard. And they were basically like external hardrives but without all the fancy stuff. 2. What are "land lines?" http://i00.i.aliimg.com LOL. I'm laughing that you just asked this. Before cell phones, these things existed and kids had to call each other's HOUSES and risk talking to someone else's parents. 3. Who is Jonathan Taylor Thomas? s1.ibtimes.com SERIOUSLY?! WOWOWOWOW. He was only the biggest heartthrob of the '90s. Use Wikipedia or something!! 4. What's a "Walkman"? cdn.head-fi.org OY VEYYYYYYY. It was a thing to play your tapes on. 5. What's a tape? understandingteenagers.com.au NO. YOU DID NOT JUST ASK THAT. 6. What's "dial-up?" wordpress.com YOU AND YOUR FRIGGEN WIRELESS INTERNET. Once upon a time you couldn't even be on the phone AND the computer at the same time, you know that??? Oh yeah, and dial-up is, like, an excruciatingly long internet connectivity process. It sounds like this: View this video on YouTube 7. What are Beanie Babies? fc08.deviantart.net Are you serious?? They are little animals stuffed with BEANS, and everyone had, like, 100. 8. Where are they now? wordpress.com Are you still talking about Beanie Babies? They are in a box, OK? They'll be worth something one day. 9. What's a "beeper"? rtve.es Oh, dear child, so many things you do not know. This is a device that let you get notifications when someone was trying to reach you. And before you ask your next question, NO, it was not like a cell phone. You had to use another phone to call back. 10. Who is Sisqo? View this video on YouTube Only a brilliant musician/artist who wrote the "Thong Song." You should really learn to appreciate music of past generations! 11. Who is Carmen Sandiego? flightster.com WHY? WHO'S ASKING? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER WHEREABOUTS????? 12. What are "Dinkaroos?" img.izismile.com First of all, It's DUNKAROOS. Second of all, they were a a perfectly packaged cookie/icing combo that you kids will never have the joy of experiencing. 13. What is a VHS? upload.wikimedia.org Before all the fancy DVR and "On Demand" stuff that exists these days, there were tapes like these that you put into your TV and they played movies. You could even record your favorite soap operas on blank VHS tapes and save them to watch later. 14. Who are the Spice Girls, and why are they named after a seasoning? blog.urbanoutfitters.com I'M GONNA PRETEND YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK THAT QUESTION. But since you did...they are only the best female singing group that will ever exist on THIS PLANET. And it doesn't matter what their name is — why, are you named JERRY?!