1. When he ran in this tiny white shirt:
3. And the time that he just ditched the sleeves altogether and we were left with this:
5. When he squatted:
6. When he squatted again but in a different position than the other time:
7. When he stood in a pool and covered his lil’ Zac:
12. When he drank a soda:
13. When he put his hand in his pocket:
14. When he put BOTH hands in his pockets:
15. When he put his hands up his sweater:
16. And then did it a little higher:
17. And when he put his hand DOWN HIS PANTS:
18. When he licked his dribbling coffee:
19. WHEN HE DANCED ON THIS CAR.
20. WHEN HE DANCED ON THIS CAR I SAID.
21. When he cuddled with this cup of coffee:
22. When he walked:
23. When he sat:
24. When he sat and smiled:
25. When he breathed:
26. The spectacular moment he wore this robe:
27. And when he sucked on this lollipop:
28. When he did this:
29. And pushed off the ground with his strong arms:
30. When he took photos of people taking photos of him:
32. When he skateboarded:
33. He’s such a good skateboarder:
34. When he proudly displayed his six-months-sober chip around his neck:
35. When he was the master of baseball:
36. And basketball:
37. And doing basketball tricks:
38. And being amazing in a blue shirt:
39. So amazing.
40. Truly Divine.
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