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Mar 6, 2013

The 13 Most Annoying Questions People Ask Dogs

Physically written by a human, but with all the true opinions and feelings of a dog.

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1. "Where's your bone?"

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It's somewhere in this house probably. Instead of asking, why don't you help me look?

2. "Who's the best doggy in the whole wide world?"

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I'd like to think I am, but maybe there are better dogs? Stop comparing me to other dogs!!!!

3. "Want a treat?"

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I will never say no to this question. This is a silly question because YES is always the answer.

4. "Did you shit in the den?"

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No, it was your son. YES JEEZ, of COURSE it was me. No need to make me feel all bad about it.

5. "Are you hungry?"

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YES. ALWAYS. ALL THE TIME. I EAT ANYTHING, EVERYWHERE, NO MATTER WHAT. FEED ME.

6. "Do you want to go for a walk?"

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UM. YES. I DO. I'VE ONLY BEEN HOLDING IN MY PEE FOR 8 HOURS WHILE YOU'VE BEEN AT WORK.

7. "What do you have there?"

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It's YOUR sock, can't you tell?

8. "Did you do all of this?!"

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I think you know the answer. SORRY ABOUT THE COUPONS.

9. "Who's going to clean this up?"

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You, duh. I don't even have hands.

10. 'Why do you hate cats so much?"

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MISCONCEPTION! We don't really hate them. But if we do, it's justified because they are huge jerks!

11. "Why are you so cute?"

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Why? I don't know, I was born this way. I CAN'T ANSWER THIS, YOU ARE MAKING MY HEAD HURT!

12. "Hi"

Technically not a question, but you just said hi to me 27 times in less than a MINUTE!!!

13. "Do you know how much I love you?"

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You tell me often, but I'll never get tired of hearing it, so tell me again!

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