Animals·Mar 6, 2013The 13 Most Annoying Questions People Ask DogsPhysically written by a human, but with all the true opinions and feelings of a dog.by by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed Staff, by ImadogCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "Where's your bone?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF pennypottsintern-tobistark.tumblr.com It's somewhere in this house probably. Instead of asking, why don't you help me look? 2. "Who's the best doggy in the whole wide world?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF s3-ec.buzzfed.com I'd like to think I am, but maybe there are better dogs? Stop comparing me to other dogs!!!! 3. "Want a treat?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via vizualarchive.com I will never say no to this question. This is a silly question because YES is always the answer. 4. "Did you shit in the den?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF s3-ec.buzzfed.com No, it was your son. YES JEEZ, of COURSE it was me. No need to make me feel all bad about it. 5. "Are you hungry?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF lh4.googleusercontent.com YES. ALWAYS. ALL THE TIME. I EAT ANYTHING, EVERYWHERE, NO MATTER WHAT. FEED ME. 6. "Do you want to go for a walk?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF humourtop.tumblr.com UM. YES. I DO. I'VE ONLY BEEN HOLDING IN MY PEE FOR 8 HOURS WHILE YOU'VE BEEN AT WORK. 7. "What do you have there?" blog.rollingdogranch.org It's YOUR sock, can't you tell? 8. "Did you do all of this?!" doggydisaster.com I think you know the answer. SORRY ABOUT THE COUPONS. 9. "Who's going to clean this up?" blogger.com You, duh. I don't even have hands. 10. 'Why do you hate cats so much?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF forpolitenesssake.tumblr.com MISCONCEPTION! We don't really hate them. But if we do, it's justified because they are huge jerks! 11. "Why are you so cute?" doseng.org Why? I don't know, I was born this way. I CAN'T ANSWER THIS, YOU ARE MAKING MY HEAD HURT! 12. "Hi" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Technically not a question, but you just said hi to me 27 times in less than a MINUTE!!! 13. "Do you know how much I love you?" fanpop.com You tell me often, but I'll never get tired of hearing it, so tell me again!