1. When Harry sat there and his lips almost brushed up against the microphone:
2. And then he stared there basically having eye sex with his water bottle.
3. When Louis looked unto the audience and showed his nice teeth:
4. When the five of them (plus Morgan Spurlock but w/e) looked all smiley and laughy with clapperboards.
5. And Harry was like, “DO I CLAP THIS WITH MY FINGER?”
6. Then made this face:
7. Then Harry peered through the clapperboard with his hazel eyes and I fainted.
8. And then while I was still fainted my comatose mind fainted again.
9. When they all held popcorn buckets (Morgan Spurlock is still there).
10. And then Morgan Spurlock RUDELY blocked our view of Harry when he threw his corn.
11. But Harry is cool and didn’t care and he was like, “This is me and my bucket, my bucket is the best, mate!”
12. When Zayn fed Liam popcorn.
13. And then fed Niall popcorn.
14. When Harry tried to eat his popcorn and his grip on his bucket was so strong and solid.
15. When they started to throw the popcorn at everyone:
16. And it was like a wintery wonderland of kernels and love and hope.
17. And Harry stood there like a little popcorn angel.
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