Thanks To This Tweet I Now Do NOT Believe That Dr. Phil And Kid Rock Are Long Lost Bros

    Lesson LEARNED.

    About two weeks ago I made a claim that I thought Dr. Phil and Kid Rock might be long lost bros, due to this tweet:

    Why does Kid Rock look like Dr. Phil dressed up as Kid Rock

    However! I am only human, and I would like to unclaim my previous claim. Because there is new evidence that they are definitely not long lost bros, and that evidence is this tweet:

    Felt cute, might delete later.

    At the time of writing, Dr. Phil tweeted out this image three hours ago. He has not yet deleted it, so I assume he still thinks he looks cute. But that is neither here nor there.

    What is here is that, I take it back! I take it all back. Somehow this is like a-square-is-a-rectangle-but-a-rectangle -is-not-a-square kind of thing. Kid Rock himself looks like Dr. Phil dressed as Kid Rock. But Dr. Phil dressed as Kid Rock looks nothing like Kid Rock nor Kid Rock looking like Dr. Phil dressed as Kid Rock!!!!!!!

    Are you picking up what I'm throwing down??

    Either way, now we've seen Dr. Phil dressed as Kid Rock, and I just wanna go to bed!!!