1. WE KNEW THE NIGHT MIGHT BE AWKWARD.
2. And then One Direction was on stage, and the camera cut to Taylor Swift (with BFF Selena).
3. AND IT TOTALLY LOOKED LIKE SHE SAID “SHUT THE FUCK UP”
4. And Selena was like “MmmmHmhmhmmmmhmmmm”
5. And things were awkward and that’s all. The End.
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