Celine Dion is the reigning queen of fashun.
She's an expert at waving.
And has the natural ability to make your fucking day.
But guess what! There's more! That's right! Celine Dion can do it all! Literally all of it!!!!
Please witness what it truly means to "work it."
This is literally what god intended when he made Adam and Steve and invented posing.
And sorry but you'll never work it like Celine does!
NEVER.
Cause
She
Is
Forkin'
Workin'
It.
She's literally summoning spirits from deep down inside her and if you fuck with them she'll probably kill you.
Or like, dress spin you to death.
In conclusion: Celine Dion is the number one supermodel in the world and everyone else is nothing but a piece of lint on her flying saucer hat.
