Hey. Let's just get to it. This post is for anyone that is thinkin' bout Weepuls.
Yah, you heard me. WEEPULS.
Memba them?
Perhaps like me, seeing these triggers your memory to a time when your little kid self would beg your family and distant relatives to buy subscriptions to magazines so that you can be rewarded with tons of weepuls.
And so you sold your ass off. Because Weepuls were like elementary school currency for about two weeks until the magazine drive was over.
They aren't just pom poms with some feet and googly eyes. They are so much more than that.
ONLY WEEPUL KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND.
And there was always that one person who had like 100 weepuls — SOME EVEN GIANT SIZED — and honestly you hated them. FUCK THAT KID AND ALL HIS WEEPULS.
Maybe your weepul winnings were less bountiful but higher in quality. For example, a bat weepul. That's some good stuff.
Or maybe your Weepuls wore sunglasses. Those were rad.
MAYBE YOUR WEEPULS WERE GAY (these ones are). THAT is progressive and cool.
Or maybe, just maybe, your Weepul was a wino. Idk if they gave these out to 5th graders, but I sure as heck would want one now!
All I know is that here I am, at 28 years old... thinkin' about Weepuls.
And how my youth revolved around that one assembly every year when the random guy came into your school and literally spoke the gospel of Weepuls into your brain and HONESTLY, IT WAS AWESOME.
WEEPULS FUCKIN' RULED.
In conclusion:
PSA they now make pregnant weepuls