33 Reasons I Want To Live On Oprah's Farm

    Can I WWOOF there??

    Lauren Yapalater
    by Lauren Yapalater

    BuzzFeed Staff

    Hi. I want to move to Oprah's farm and be a farmer. Why? I'll tell you.

    1. Oprah's farm looks like the happiest place on earth, SORRY "DISNEYLAND."

    2. I want to cradle a basket of Oprah's artichokes and radishes.

    3. I want to bathe in a sea of Oprah's lemons, limes, and giant snap peas.

    4. I want to see Oprah's smile every day as she holds up a variety of greens.

    5. I want to help her wash her peaches and berries.

    6. I want to witness the creation of this natureful basket.

    7. I want to be a tomato in this bowl.

    8. I want to feel as happy as Oprah does when she's holding these avocados.

    9. I want to change the oil in her tractor.

    10. I want to fill one of these baskets to the brim, and make Oprah proud.

    11. I want to witness the roasting of this giant cauliflower.

    12. I want to feel the light radiating from Oprah's beautiful aura.

    13. I want to be close to Oprah and her strawberries.

    14. I want to make myself small and hide in her basket of leaves.

    15. I want to see Stedman feel bliss when Oprah hands him some greens.

    16. I want to feel the joy that Oprah gets from her peppers.

    17. And the happiness she receives from her tomatoes and ginger.

    18. I want to hold an avocado daintily in my hand just like Oprah.

    19. I want to feel just as euphoric as Oprah does while holding a zucchini. Also I would be that cow.

    20. I wanna watch Oprah's purple potatoes grow.

    21. I want to be near Oprah's carrots!

    22. And colorful tomatoes!

    23. I just wanna be close to that giant piece of lettuce!

    24. I want to see Oprah loving every giant avocado that comes her way.

    25. TBH I JUST WANNA BE LOVED AS MUCH AS OPRAH LOVES HER HOME GROWN VEGETABLES!

    26. And her sprouts!

    27. And her carrot (singular) and potatoes!

    28. Idk, I just wanna live on her farm cause look how fun it looks, there are at least 2 (two) dogs.

    29. Lots of baskets filled with colorful things.

    30. A dude who looks like a mix between Dennis Quaid and Tom Cruise.

    31. And interesting things like this vegetable that looks furry and soft and nice.

    32. So yeah, I love Oprah and Oprah's farm.

    33. A place where everyone gets a tomato!