21 Reasons Blue Ivy Carter Was Infinitely Cooler Than Everyone Else In 2013
I want to grow up to be just like Blue Ivy.
Because she had a chair made just for her:
And she hung out in a hammock with Beyoncé:
Because she was FEATURED on an album track:
And was the actual star of the music video:
Because she wore these amazing pajamas...
And didn't give a damn hoot what you or your friends thought of them.
And oh yeah, the entire time she was ON A YACHT.
Because a picture of her TOE got almost half a million likes.
Because Jay Z gave her a shoulder ride:
And she wore a crown bigger than her actual head:
Because she was carried through paradise somewhere...
Because she became the youngest person to ever throw her hands up in blacklight room:
Because she had time to spend relaxing in a jacuzzi:
And she was a bee for Halloween, which is way cooler than being a ghost or something lame like that:
And she popped bubbles that were blown by Beyoncé:
Because her shoe game was on point:
And she learned how to give a little 'tude:
Because she got to just be held and carried around and didn't have to walk or exert any energy at all:
And because like the jacket says, she is Miss Blue Carter and that about sums it up.
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