1. Because she had a chair made just for her:
2. And she hung out in a hammock with Beyoncé:
3. Because she was FEATURED on an album track:
4. And was the actual star of the music video:
5. Because she wore these amazing pajamas...
6. And didn't give a damn hoot what you or your friends thought of them.
7. And oh yeah, the entire time she was ON A YACHT.
8. Because a picture of her TOE got almost half a million likes.
9. Because Jay Z gave her a shoulder ride:
10. And she wore a crown bigger than her actual head:
11. Because she was carried through paradise somewhere...
12. TWICE.
13. No, THREE TIMES.
14. Because she became the youngest person to ever throw her hands up in blacklight room:
15. Because she had time to spend relaxing in a jacuzzi:
16. And she was a bee for Halloween, which is way cooler than being a ghost or something lame like that:
17. And she popped bubbles that were blown by Beyoncé:
18. Because her shoe game was on point:
19. And she learned how to give a little 'tude:
20. Because she got to just be held and carried around and didn't have to walk or exert any energy at all:
21. And because like the jacket says, she is Miss Blue Carter and that about sums it up.
