There are a LOT of funny tweets. Like, a billion probably. But right now I want you to share with me the ULTIMATE FUNNIEST/BEST TWEET YOU'VE EVER HAD THE JOY OF READING.
For example, when I reached out to friends and colleagues and made this same request, this is what they gave me:
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted
[through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth?
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.