Community·Posted on Sep 8, 2020Please Share With Me Your Absolutely Favorite Funny TweetGive us the goods so we can laugh too.by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink There are a LOT of funny tweets. Like, a billion probably. But right now I want you to share with me the ULTIMATE FUNNIEST/BEST TWEET YOU'VE EVER HAD THE JOY OF READING. For example, when I reached out to friends and colleagues and made this same request, this is what they gave me: Kris Jenner @KrisJenner I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me 08:46 PM - 06 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite Megan Amram @meganamram At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose 08:33 PM - 06 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's haunted nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted 02:18 AM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite jo @WhaJoTalkinBout [through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth? 05:46 PM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite wint @dril Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying 08:06 PM - 29 Sep 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Britney Spears @britneyspears Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist. 06:31 PM - 10 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite So now, I call upon you, dear readers of this post, to share with me the tweets that wake you up laughing from a deep slumber. Put them in the comments below!!!!