Bradley Cooper was walking around, just minding his business, when something terrible happened.
Something bad.
Something real bad.
Something real, real, bad.
It's almost too emotional to talk about.
But we can't ignore it any longer.
This visor attacked him.
THIS VISOR DID BAD THINGS TO BRADLEY.
Luckily none of the subway sandwiches that were being stored in Bradley's hair were squished.
But that doesn't mean we can forget about what happened here today.
And we must work to make sure it never happens again.
