1. “Please, I calmed them down with Nyquil.”
2. “My pants, they just fell!”
3. “I told her, move your tutu, it is on my FOOT.”
4. “Like I would eat carrots!”
Okay but really, who was he talking to? Tell us Andy!
- A newly unearthed Homeland Security report contradicts Donald Trump's travel ban, saying country of origin is not a reliable indicator of terrorism.
- A draft of an Obamacare repeal plan was released that would strip many benefits and taxes from the healthcare law, while blocking federal funds from Planned Parenthood.
- The White House stopped several media outlets it's been critical of, including BuzzFeed, from a closed-door briefing by press secretary Sean Spicer.
- A billboard in North Carolina that claims "Real men provide. Real women appreciate it," has sparked controversy across the country 👀