Rewind·Posted on Aug 14, 2013One Time David Beckham Wore These PantsGoodbye world, I never knew you.by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Once upon a time in a dark, dark world (the year 2003) David Beckham wore these pants. Getty / Koichi Kamoshida THESE. PANTS. Whose crotch is longer than a footlong sub. Whose pants have stray seams all over the legs. Whose cuffs are flowing over his shoes like a flooded river. IT WAS MADNESS. IT WAS A SAD TIME FOR EVERYONE. Getty / Koichi Kamoshida He felt so bad about the pants he offered someone roses to apologize for them. Getty / Koichi Kamoshida But they can't be forgiven. The End.