Once-In-A-Lifetime Opportunity To Own Dirt From Justin Bieber's Hometown

Someone on eBay is auctioning off dirt from Stratford, Ontario, where Bieber is from. You might be shaking your head, but for only $39.99, this is a real steal! (Usually dirt from around there goes for WAY more.)

To prove to you that this isn't any old dirt from some random Podunk town, here is a photo of said dirt next to a town sign:

And this is what you would recieve in the mail. Bedazzled J included.