Okay, I Officially Stan Jennifer Garner's Son!!!!!!!!!

    Fart king!

    Before Ben Affleck had a back tattoo and the entire world went to shit, he and Jennifer Garner procreated and had three children together!

    One of them, the youngest child, is named Sam*, and he is my new hero!!!

    Why, you ask? Because he's learning how to spell, and it turns out...

    ...HE LOVES FARTS.

    Yes. That's right. The son of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck loves farts. And it is not the first time he has admitted it!!!

    Turns out he has loved farts since at least November, early in his writing practice days!

    Finally, someone says it!

    I.

    STAN.

    And I take these hashtags on Jennifer's Instagram post to mean that she ALSO loves farts. Which I appreciate!

    So yeah, I would say that Sam is my favorite of the Affleck/Garner children. But actually, tied for first is Seraphina, who knitted her mom this giant scarf that I am obsessed with!

    Okay, Violet, your turn!!!