1. So, you’re a dog who is best friends with an elephant?
2. Well that is GREAT. No, it’s BETTER THAN GREAT. Because your best friend can massage you.
3. And give you lifts through the water.
4. And you can be her lookout.
5. And she can be your very own personal diving board.
6. So even if you are only as big as your best friend’s foot…
7. At the end of the day you two can cuddle up and watch TV together.
8. And be the coolest friends in town.
9. And make everyone jealous with how perfect you are.
10. The End.
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