Leonardo DiCaprio Contemplates His Existence While On A Giant Boat

Yachting Leo = best Leo.

The tale begins with this young man
And a giant ship, on which he could tan
He was curious about life and the deep blue sea
So he contemplated life and what it could be

He stood there with a towel and a bun
It didn’t seem like that much fun
Yet there he was, a Hollywood star
What was everything he wondered, as he gazed afar

He thought and thought and stood quite still
He had no bellybutton, nada, nil
And he wondered about the world and the color of the sky
And as he pondered, the time flew by

And then he sat on the edge of his ship
Thinking that life is so short It’s really just a blip
But his feet dangled over the edge they did
He felt like a child, a tiny little kid

Finally he lied down and his body could rest
And he wanted you to draw him and his beautiful chest
Then Leo would think for hours to come
On his giant boat, near which he had swum

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