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    Lenny Kravitz Is Shaking Because Jennifer Garner Is The New Giant-Ass Scarf Qwing

    She did that!

    In 2012 Lenny Kravitz did that. He wore a blanket over his shoulders and called it a scarf. Sad fact though: the scarf ended up swallowing Lenny whole and now performs as him at various dive bars around Germany. RIP Lenny.

    Anywho, after that ~incident~, it seemed like no one could or would ever DARE to wear a big ol' scarf again. Until yesterday. When Jennifer Garner aka Jennifer "Brave" Garner, stepped out for the first time as the new Scarf Qwing (that's my new gender-neutral term for a person in power).

    Folks, that's a friggin' scarf!

    Nay — that's a friggin' knit comforter!

    Lenny Kravitz is literally shaking in his giant scarf cause he's trapped in there, but also cause he's shooken!

    Cause Jennifer Garner did that and did that with stripes!

    So yeah, a new scarf Qwing has been crowned, and NOT just because it was her birthday when she wore it. It's because she deserves it.

    Ciao for now!