Kristen Schaal is currently starring in The Last Man On Earth, the show that takes place just a few years into the future where well, there's no one left on earth except for Carol (Schaal) and Phil (Will Forte)... and also other people as we are finding out episode by episode. Since Carol and Phil are tasked with repopulating the planet, we decided to find out what it would take for Kristen Schaal to screw humanity and utter the phrase "I wouldn't sleep with you even if I was the last woman on earth and you were the last man on earth." She stopped by BuzzFeed to test her limits and here's what happened.
So, Kristen, would you repopulate with someone...
Who clips their toenails at the dinner table?
Whose back hair is so thick you could sleep on it like a pillow?
Who calls their penis “Mr. Bunny Muffin” in a baby voice?
Who pronounces Target “tar-jay” unironically?
Who thinks all you can eat buffets are “gross”?
Whose favorite band is Nickelback?
Who hates the Harry Potter books?
Who has a secret shrine to Carrot Top in their closet?
Who wears cargo pants?
Who shows you pictures of their poop after they’ve gone to the bathroom?
Who goes to the salon and asks for “The Guy Fieri”
Who wears Ed Hardy?
Who hates pizza?
Who hates dogs?
Who is allergic to cheese?
Who pronounces tomato, to-MAH-to?
Who hates cats?
Who never uses the right their/there/they’re?
Who is just “meh” about Beyonce?
Who talks like Gilbert Gottfried?
Who’s a Men’s Rights activist?
Who is from Florida?
Two new episodes of The Last Man on Earth air this Sunday starting at 9:00/8:00c on Fox.