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Kristen Schaal Would Stop At Almost Nothing If She Was Tasked With Repopulating The Earth

The future of humanity would be safe in her hands.

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Kristen Schaal is currently starring in The Last Man On Earth, the show that takes place just a few years into the future where well, there's no one left on earth except for Carol (Schaal) and Phil (Will Forte)... and also other people as we are finding out episode by episode. Since Carol and Phil are tasked with repopulating the planet, we decided to find out what it would take for Kristen Schaal to screw humanity and utter the phrase "I wouldn't sleep with you even if I was the last woman on earth and you were the last man on earth." She stopped by BuzzFeed to test her limits and here's what happened.

So, Kristen, would you repopulate with someone...

Who clips their toenails at the dinner table?

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"Absolutely."

Whose back hair is so thick you could sleep on it like a pillow?

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"Oh yeah. That sounds nice. Something to grab onto!"

Who calls their penis “Mr. Bunny Muffin” in a baby voice?

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"I just don't know how bad these questions are going to get, but yeah, for mankind, yes."

Who pronounces Target “tar-jay” unironically?

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"Yeah, they'll put culture in everything."

Who thinks all you can eat buffets are “gross”?

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"I mean, they are gross."

Whose favorite band is Nickelback?

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"That's fine. At least they like music, right?"

Who hates the Harry Potter books?

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"Oh sure, I mean, there's more books."

Who has a secret shrine to Carrot Top in their closet?

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"Yeah absolutely! I want to meet that person! Carrot Top is really nice!"

Who wears cargo pants?

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"yeah."

Who shows you pictures of their poop after they’ve gone to the bathroom?

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"Oh my god. Yeah. Not only that but sometimes I want to see my husband's. But we haven't gone there. We have not gone there."

Who goes to the salon and asks for “The Guy Fieri”

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"Sure. That's fine. Like the spikes and stuff? That's fine."

Who wears Ed Hardy?

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"I'm not into it. But it's not going to make me never do it."

Who hates pizza?

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"I'll still do it, although it's disappointing."

Who hates dogs?

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"Yeah, sure. Dogs aren't perfect. At all."

Who is allergic to cheese?

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"Well yeah, you can't punish them. They are punished enough!"

Who pronounces tomato, to-MAH-to?

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"Well obviously!"

Who hates cats?

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"That's fine. That's fine."

Who never uses the right their/there/they’re?

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"Oh yeah. That's me sometimes. But I've been working on it. I mean I'm mortified when I do it. I'm like ''AHHH.'"

Who is just “meh” about Beyonce?

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"That's tough right? Maybe I should use this one. Come on. That's weird. They might be brain dead. There might be something really wrong with them. They might be a robot. Like they might not be a person."

Who talks like Gilbert Gottfried?

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""Oh sure sure. Listen to how I talk. That's fine."

Who’s a Men’s Rights activist?

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"No. That is. (Shudders). They just. They need SO many more rights. What a great cause."

Who is from Florida?

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"Oooooooh. Well I don't want to alienate my Florida fans."

Two new episodes of The Last Man on Earth air this Sunday starting at 9:00/8:00c on Fox.

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