1. La la la la la I’m walkin’ on the street.
2. Oh, who’s this!? It’s Ethan Hawke, a fellow famous person like myself, sitting on their stoop.
3. I’m going to talk to this person because we both happen to be famous. HAHA! What a small world!
4. Okay, gonna leave now, BYEEEEEEE Ethan Hawke!
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