Justin Bobby, the enigma with two first names, was secretly the best person on The Hills.
First of all, his hair was a long, flowing, voluminous thing of beauty.
It was so versatile.
And had the incredible ability to take many shapes and still look perfect.
Short-haired JB was also a thing of beauty. The first time he debuted his new hair was like the beginning of spring when the flowers bloom and blossom around you.
Besides having great hair, he was also the most intellectual person on the show.
He was honest and profound.
A total philosophical mastermind.
HE WAS WISE BEYOND HIS YEARS.
He just wanted to live, OK?!?!
He was also a total romantic.
HE SAW AUDRINA FOR WHO SHE WAS.
And even in trying times, he remained positive.
Have you forgotten about the time that he rode a motorcycle while wearing ONLY overalls??
And the other time he wore really short jorts because he is who he is and that's that.
Clearly he had the best fashion sense on the show.
Look at him pioneering the fedora-over-the-hoodie look.
And the blanket-covering-the-whole-body-and-head look.
You can't deny that he was easy on the eyes.
*eyes feel at ease*
*fun, easy feelings*
And when he smiled, it was like standing in the sun on a crisp fall day.
