Sorry straights, but us lesbians WON!!!!!! And all it took was Jodie Foster kissing her wife, Alexandra Hedison...
...while their dog got squished between them...
...all while they were in pajamas on the couch.
Not only was it a perfect display of a lovely lesbian couple.
But the extremely cute dog had a scarf that matched Jodie's pajamas.
The entire one minute and nine seconds while they were on the screen was aspirational.
Thank you, Jodie and Alex, for being real and gay.