If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Master name pronouncer John Travolta will say your name now.
And this is how he would have probably announced everyone else's names if he got the chance:
Lisa Manila Envelope
And lastly, his own name.
Thanks to Jarett, Dorsey, Doree, Whitney, Tommy, Emily, Jaimie, Spencer, Erica, Julie, Ryan, Ellie, Adam, Shani, and Jace for their brilliant ideas.