If John Travolta Had To Pronounce Everyone's Name At The Oscars
Master name pronouncer John Travolta will say your name now.
And this is how he would have probably announced everyone else's names if he got the chance:
Jart Liters

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Stanley Hooper

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Lisa Manila Envelope

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Grouldie Hanz

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Brat Spit

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Brett Milder

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Hannah Kendrock

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Merl Sterp

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Lunesta Knee-Congo

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Janet Loorenstein

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Maddow Mohogany

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Chewing Epifor

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Wilt Smoth

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Cindy Block

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Annjeen Jewels

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Bento Tinderbox

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Helen Denergis

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Leonart DiCamry

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And lastly, his own name.

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Thanks to Jarett, Dorsey, Doree, Whitney, Tommy, Emily, Jaimie, Spencer, Erica, Julie, Ryan, Ellie, Adam, Shani, and Jace for their brilliant ideas.