And this is how he would have probably announced everyone else's names if he got the chance:
Jart Liters

Stanley Hooper

Lisa Manila Envelope

Grouldie Hanz

Brat Spit

Brett Milder

Hannah Kendrock

Merl Sterp

Lunesta Knee-Congo

Janet Loorenstein

Maddow Mohogany

Chewing Epifor

Wilt Smoth

Cindy Block

Annjeen Jewels

Bento Tinderbox

Helen Denergis

Leonart DiCamry

And lastly, his own name.


Thanks to Jarett, Dorsey, Doree, Whitney, Tommy, Emily, Jaimie, Spencer, Erica, Julie, Ryan, Ellie, Adam, Shani, and Jace for their brilliant ideas.