Ok, first here's some background info: Vanity Fair does this video series highlighting secret talents of famous people. Most of these people show off um, talents. Like for example, Emma Stone is good at the pogo stick.
But for some reason (that I admire greatly) Oprah's secret talent is cleaning up dog poop. And she is so enthusiastic about poop stain removal that I'm almost wishing a dog would come and shit all over my carpet just so I can clean it up and be like Oprah.
I've highlighted the best moments of her intriguing secret talent presentation below.