Listen, I wasn't born yesterday. I know that Jennifer Lopez is practically carved from stone and that calling her "toned" is an understatement. She's hot as heck, it's a fact.
But then I saw this pic, and now I just can't stop thinking about her arms.
I gasped!
Who in the!!
How in the the!!
Popeye is shaking!!!
I will never forget where I was the moment I realized Jennifer Lopez's arms could bring peace to the world...
...reverse the melting of the polar ice caps...
...and resurrect the bees from the dead.
They are all-powerful. So mighty. Inspiring! And I will be thinking about them forever.
