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How To Dress For The Airport, By Lady Gaga

It's summer, so you might be going on vacation soon. Don't look like a fool at the airport, follow Lady Gaga's rules and you'll look perfect for flying.

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Wear a hat with a window in it.

So that if you have an aisle seat, you can still look out of something.
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So that if you have an aisle seat, you can still look out of something.

Wear a beehive on your head

Perfect for hiding liquids!
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Perfect for hiding liquids!

Wear pants that will let your legs breathe

It gets hot in those cabins.
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It gets hot in those cabins.

Wear a ball gown.

Flying is fancy, dress as such.
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Flying is fancy, dress as such.

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Wear 3D glasses.

All the better to watch inflight movies with.
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All the better to watch inflight movies with.

Wear a mask

It's very likely everyone else on the flight will also be wearing masks and then you'll have a masquerade ball in the air.
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It's very likely everyone else on the flight will also be wearing masks and then you'll have a masquerade ball in the air.

Wear Neon green and a giant weave

To blend in with the crowd.
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To blend in with the crowd.

Wear a full leather ensemble with a bow in your hair.

Again, for blending in.
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Again, for blending in.

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Wear a mosquito net around your face

So that the bugs on the airplane don't bother you.
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So that the bugs on the airplane don't bother you.

Wear a ballerina skirt

Sooooooooo pretttyyy.
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Sooooooooo pretttyyy.

Wear 10 inch heels

They still leave you with 20 inches of legroom!
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They still leave you with 20 inches of legroom!

Wear a winged-sailor dress

IDK WHY.
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IDK WHY.

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Wear your hair in a giant rainbow side ponytail

TSA loves giant rainbow side pony tails!
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TSA loves giant rainbow side pony tails!

Wear a large potato sack with words on it

Perfect for smuggling potatoes through borders.
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Perfect for smuggling potatoes through borders.

Wear all green

Green goes great with sky blue.
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Green goes great with sky blue.

Wear soda can hair rollers

Regular hair rollers are for people who drive in cars.
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Regular hair rollers are for people who drive in cars.

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Only wear a jacket

They give out pants on most Delta flights.
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They give out pants on most Delta flights.

Wear a caution tape dress

Beware: flying awesomely!

Beware: flying awesomely!

Wear this ensemble

No pat down necessary here.
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No pat down necessary here.

Wear see through stockings and flip the bird

That's how you get through security. For more visit X17Online.com

That's how you get through security.

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