Holy Shit Alicia Vikander's Abs Are Insane

    Abs of steel.

    Hello, good day. I've brought you here because I was browsing some pics of famous people when I noticed that Alicia Vikander has insanely sculpted abs and I was like HolLYYY CALZONEY!!

    I know paparazzi pics are like, semi uncool and blah blah blah, BUT OH LORDT, JUST LOOK AT HER GODDAMN ABS!!!

    Zarc Efrin who?

    Cris Hamsworth? Never heard of him.

    Joe Mangienaloosnkrjg? Literally no idea!

    These are the only abs that matter.

    Usually at this time in a post, I'd zoom IN to really prove my point, but in this case I'm gonna zoom OUT because you can see her forkin' abs from 37 miles away!!!

    But now I'll go back to closer up pics because this one is very important. As you'll see she's sittin' pretty and her abs are more defined than any word in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary!!!!!!

    Mamma mia!

    You may or may not know that she's starring in the new Lara Croft movie (as Lara Croft, duh), so she's probably been training her ass off.

    In conclusion: her new name is Ablicia Vikander.

    BYE.