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Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Are Best Friends

And Chris Martin is their sad third wheel.

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"Hey, hey guys. Hey. Hellooooo. Hey GUYS! Hi I'm here too, right behind you, like... one foot away. I'm so close I can hear you guys. I hear you talking about me. I can hear that Cameron!"

"Lol, Gwyn if you ignore him he'll go away. He smells, hahaha. You are my best friend I seriously I love you sooooo much. You are so pretty and fun and cool and so fun. Was that wine like extra percentage-y or something?"

"Fine, I hate you guys. I'm leaving...I'm gonna go. Seriously, I'm walking away....I'm doing it. I'm just going to walk away. I'm not kidding I'm guys suck."

The End.

Photos: Splash News