Hey, umbrella holders for famous people. Just want to let you know WE SEE YOU.
And I wanna let you know that you're doing a really good job of holding umbrellas for people that seem to be unable to do that.
I know your arm must be tired from holding that damn thing.
And chasing around your famous person making sure they aren't exposed to the harsh elements of... the SUN.
Even when you aren't important enough to fully be in the picture when your famous person is posing.
You matter in a weird umbrella holding kind of way.
Your hand has been given the beautiful gift of holding.
And it uses that gift to hold better than anyone could ever hope for.
But also like, I'm sorry.
And that your arm just has to hold that thing all night.
Even when you are under a covered area?????!???!????!?
But anyway, I hope one day your umbrella holding will take you places you never even dreamed of going.
And that you use that umbrella for good.
