1. Emotion #1: Happy!
“Look at my bell-buttomed shirt, look at my glittery cane! I love life!”
2. Emotion 2: Bored.
“There’s no music. There’s no dancing. What is this event anyway.”
3. Emotion 3: Confused.
“Why do they call it “love,” what does it even mean.”
4. Emotion #4: Skeptical.
“Did you really just hit that ball like that?”
5. Emotion #5: Fed up.
“Honestly fuck this tennis shit. Fuck these people wearing anything but turtlenecks, Fuck it all.“
6. Emotion #6: Happy again.
And he’s sorry for lashing out during the previous emotion.
- John Glenn, a pioneering astronaut and the first American to orbit the Earth, has died at 95. Godspeed, Glenn 🚀🇺🇸
- Trump has picked Andy Puzder, CEO of Hardee's and Carl Jr.'s and an outspoken critic of raising the minimum wage, for labor secretary
- Black Lives Matter — the protest movement born out of a desire to stem police brutality — has taken root across the globe.
- Mick Jagger is a new dad at age 73 and people have some things to say 👀