1. This one that got to dance in da club with Leonardo DiCaprio:
2. And this one that got to hang out in his hat:
3. This one that sat in Leo’s mouth:
4. That one that got to chill on a yacht with Leo:
5. This one that got close to Leo’s man bun:
‘Cause it’s ELECTRIC, you know???!!
6. This one that got to ride around on this Citibike with Leo:
7. This one that got to just be luxurious while lounging on a couch in Leo’s mouth.
8. This one that was caressed by Leo’s hand:
9. This other one that was caressed by Leo’s hand:
10. And this other, other one that was caressed by Leo’s hand:
11. This one that glowed like a firefly in the night (in Leo’s mouth).
12. This one that got to attend a hockey game with Leo and E from Entourage.
13. And this one that went to an award show, in Leo’s mouth, and got to be a part of the Hollywood elite for a night.
- Sean Spicer today said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, a pledge that came after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an anti-abortion executive order that reinstates the so-called global gag rule, barring foreign organizations taking US money from providing abortions.
- The new Trump Hotel in Washington, DC, has lost more than $1 million and is in violation of Donald Trump's lease with the government, say Democratic lawmakers.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales continue to fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉