1. This one that got to dance in da club with Leonardo DiCaprio:
2. And this one that got to hang out in his hat:
3. This one that sat in Leo’s mouth:
4. That one that got to chill on a yacht with Leo:
5. This one that got close to Leo’s man bun:
‘Cause it’s ELECTRIC, you know???!!
6. This one that got to ride around on this Citibike with Leo:
7. This one that got to just be luxurious while lounging on a couch in Leo’s mouth.
8. This one that was caressed by Leo’s hand:
9. This other one that was caressed by Leo’s hand:
10. And this other, other one that was caressed by Leo’s hand:
11. This one that glowed like a firefly in the night (in Leo’s mouth).
12. This one that got to attend a hockey game with Leo and E from Entourage.
13. And this one that went to an award show, in Leo’s mouth, and got to be a part of the Hollywood elite for a night.
- An adult film actress says Donald Trump, or someone on his behalf, offered her $10,000 and the use of his private jet to come to his suite.
- AT&T has made a deal to buy Time Warner — owner of CNN, HBO, and Warner Bros. — in one of the biggest acquisitions ever 💰
- The Chicago Cubs are heading to their first World Series since 1945 after beating the Los Angeles Dodgers 🐻
- A black metal band crashed a couple's engagement shoot and the photos are 🤘