1. Joshua: “We are at a soccer game but look at my boobs!”
2. Diane: “OH JUST KISS ME YOU ADORABLE FOOL.”
3. Diane: “OH COME ON, LET’S GO”
4. Diane: “RUN YOU IDIOTS, GO GET EM.”
5. Diane: “DARNIT. DARN DARN DARN. ERGGGGGGGGG. UGHH”
6. Diane: “Wait a second, YES, YES, GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAL!!
7. Joshua: “Hey can you guys see me? What just happened?”
8. Diane: “Give me five, whoever you are! Let me match my five fingers with your five fingers!”
9. Diane: “AWESOME HIGH FIVE. COOL.”
10. The End
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