Dear World, Please Help Lenny Kravitz Find His Missing Sunglasses!

    This is important!

    URGENT: Lenny Kravitz has lost his sunglasses and needs help finding them.

    I’m missing this pair of sunglasses after my show in LA at the Shrine this weekend. They are incredibly sentimental to me, they are vintage and they belonged to a family member. Hoping to get them back, no questions asked. Any information please email kravitzglasses@gmail.com

    He literally just wore them to the VMAs — and also to his show — but now they are missing!!

    Because he is Lenny Kravitz and not some plebe who goes to the lost and found, there's even an email address you can send hot tips to.

    It's kravitzglasses@gmail.com! Simple! Straight to the point! And it appears there wasn't a kravitzglasses@gmail.com already, so he didn't even need to be Kravitzglasses123!!!

    Anywho, this is just me doing my part to help Lenny Kravitz get his glasses back.

    But if they are not found, I hope that he at least still has these.

    Or these...

    ...or these.

    Okay, nvm...please find his sunglasses stat!