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Colton Haynes Live-Tweeted A Random Couple's Terrible First Date

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Extremely good-looking actor Colton Haynes found himself sitting next to a couple on their first date. So naturally, he decided to share the experience with all.

Meet "Dan" and Tracey, and enjoy their awkward time together.

I am sitting next to the a couple on their 1st date who met online and it's a conversation I have to live tweet about right now. Stay tuned

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

I am sitting next to the a couple on their 1st date who met online and it's a conversation I have to live tweet about right now. Stay tuned

12:27 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

He's currently explaining to her the amount of women he's hooked up with after the first date...it's a lot

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

He's currently explaining to her the amount of women he's hooked up with after the first date...it's a lot

12:28 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

She keeps tossing her hair...I honestly think she's into it. They r now discussing name pronunciation...I have to secretly film this

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

She keeps tossing her hair...I honestly think she's into it. They r now discussing name pronunciation...I have to secretly film this

12:30 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

She needs to speak up...now multiple ppl are trying to listen. I'm alone so I guess they have a one up on me but this needs to be documented

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

She needs to speak up...now multiple ppl are trying to listen. I'm alone so I guess they have a one up on me but this needs to be documented

12:34 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

HE JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME!!! After 30 mins of their date, he called her Terry...her name is Tracey

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

HE JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME!!! After 30 mins of their date, he called her Terry...her name is Tracey

12:35 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Awkward silence followed by a bathroom break on his part...I can't get a read on Tracey yet

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Awkward silence followed by a bathroom break on his part...I can't get a read on Tracey yet

12:36 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Thk god he just peed...he's back. Cue Tracey leaving to the bathroom. Might I add, she didn't check her phone once, he just got on his

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Thk god he just peed...he's back. Cue Tracey leaving to the bathroom. Might I add, she didn't check her phone once, he just got on his

12:38 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Let's just name him Dan...he looks like a Dan. I am now staying at dinner to see if his horrible lines work...why am I so invested?

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Let's just name him Dan...he looks like a Dan. I am now staying at dinner to see if his horrible lines work...why am I so invested?

12:40 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Dan has a mullet...and a beard...2 things that could be love blinding Tracey...hurry the hell up Tracey, Jesus, the audience is waiting...

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Dan has a mullet...and a beard...2 things that could be love blinding Tracey...hurry the hell up Tracey, Jesus, the audience is waiting...

12:41 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

O shit...Dan is a director...should I make my presence known? #GodIhopeIgetIt

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

O shit...Dan is a director...should I make my presence known? #GodIhopeIgetIt

12:43 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Seriously Tracey...seriously???!!! Why u gotta make this hard on me,speak up and NEVER lean in when Dan goes for the "arm around chair" move

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Seriously Tracey...seriously???!!! Why u gotta make this hard on me,speak up and NEVER lean in when Dan goes for the "arm around chair" move

12:46 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

They r currently talkin about their current/past relationships and I'm now getting sad that I'm putting this on display...ok not anymore

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

They r currently talkin about their current/past relationships and I'm now getting sad that I'm putting this on display...ok not anymore

12:52 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Dan just said "There's a girl here that I call my cousin...but she's not my cousin, she's my ex girlfriend." I'm dying laughing

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Dan just said "There's a girl here that I call my cousin...but she's not my cousin, she's my ex girlfriend." I'm dying laughing

12:55 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

U guys...I am now sweatin laughing. I'm a terrible person but he just said he dated his second cousin once. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SAID THAT

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

U guys...I am now sweatin laughing. I'm a terrible person but he just said he dated his second cousin once. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SAID THAT

12:57 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Someone needs to turn Tracey's imaginary mic up cause Dan is bout to be the breakout star of this twitter show...

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Someone needs to turn Tracey's imaginary mic up cause Dan is bout to be the breakout star of this twitter show...

12:59 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

1. Tracey is prob gonna go home wit "Dan" 2. Ladies...don't go home with guys like "Dan" 3. Live tweet 1st dates without ppl knowin.

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

1. Tracey is prob gonna go home wit "Dan"
2. Ladies...don't go home with guys like "Dan"
3. Live tweet 1st dates without ppl knowin.

1:01 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Dan just said "my feet hurt all the time"...TRACEY ASKED FOR THE CHECK!!! Hell yes Tracey!

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Dan just said "my feet hurt all the time"...TRACEY ASKED FOR THE CHECK!!! Hell yes Tracey!

1:02 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Can I get a moment of silence to see how's this is gonna end...................shhhhh

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Can I get a moment of silence to see how's this is gonna end...................shhhhh

1:03 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

No joke, I just followed them out (without paying yet) and Tracey just peaced out!!! Tracey-1, Dan-0!!!! Note to self: Do this more often...

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

No joke, I just followed them out (without paying yet) and Tracey just peaced out!!! Tracey-1, Dan-0!!!! Note to self: Do this more often...

1:08 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Note to self: Consider online dating just to teach ppl how to date...wait...IM LIKE THE HITCH OF ONLINE DATING!!! Sell that @GBerlanti

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Note to self: Consider online dating just to teach ppl how to date...wait...IM LIKE THE HITCH OF ONLINE DATING!!! Sell that @GBerlanti

1:10 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Sorry Tracey and "Dan" but I just had to get that on record. Im payin my bill now with a smile on my face. Thk you!

Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

Sorry Tracey and "Dan" but I just had to get that on record. Im payin my bill now with a smile on my face. Thk you!

1:12 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Please continue to stumble upon strangers having crappy dates, Colton.

h/t: Just Jared.

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