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    Colton Haynes Live-Tweeted A Random Couple's Terrible First Date

    Thanks for being on top of this Colton.

    Extremely good-looking actor Colton Haynes found himself sitting next to a couple on their first date. So naturally, he decided to share the experience with all.

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    Meet "Dan" and Tracey, and enjoy their awkward time together.

    I am sitting next to the a couple on their 1st date who met online and it's a conversation I have to live tweet about right now. Stay tuned

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    I am sitting next to the a couple on their 1st date who met online and it's a conversation I have to live tweet about right now. Stay tuned

    12:27 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    He's currently explaining to her the amount of women he's hooked up with after the first date...it's a lot

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    He's currently explaining to her the amount of women he's hooked up with after the first date...it's a lot

    12:28 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    She keeps tossing her hair...I honestly think she's into it. They r now discussing name pronunciation...I have to secretly film this

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    She keeps tossing her hair...I honestly think she's into it. They r now discussing name pronunciation...I have to secretly film this

    12:30 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    She needs to speak up...now multiple ppl are trying to listen. I'm alone so I guess they have a one up on me but this needs to be documented

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    She needs to speak up...now multiple ppl are trying to listen. I'm alone so I guess they have a one up on me but this needs to be documented

    12:34 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    HE JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME!!! After 30 mins of their date, he called her Terry...her name is Tracey

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    HE JUST CALLED HER THE WRONG NAME!!! After 30 mins of their date, he called her Terry...her name is Tracey

    12:35 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Awkward silence followed by a bathroom break on his part...I can't get a read on Tracey yet

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Awkward silence followed by a bathroom break on his part...I can't get a read on Tracey yet

    12:36 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Thk god he just peed...he's back. Cue Tracey leaving to the bathroom. Might I add, she didn't check her phone once, he just got on his

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Thk god he just peed...he's back. Cue Tracey leaving to the bathroom. Might I add, she didn't check her phone once, he just got on his

    12:38 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Let's just name him Dan...he looks like a Dan. I am now staying at dinner to see if his horrible lines work...why am I so invested?

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Let's just name him Dan...he looks like a Dan. I am now staying at dinner to see if his horrible lines work...why am I so invested?

    12:40 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Dan has a mullet...and a beard...2 things that could be love blinding Tracey...hurry the hell up Tracey, Jesus, the audience is waiting...

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Dan has a mullet...and a beard...2 things that could be love blinding Tracey...hurry the hell up Tracey, Jesus, the audience is waiting...

    12:41 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    O shit...Dan is a director...should I make my presence known? #GodIhopeIgetIt

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    O shit...Dan is a director...should I make my presence known? #GodIhopeIgetIt

    12:43 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Seriously Tracey...seriously???!!! Why u gotta make this hard on me,speak up and NEVER lean in when Dan goes for the "arm around chair" move

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Seriously Tracey...seriously???!!! Why u gotta make this hard on me,speak up and NEVER lean in when Dan goes for the "arm around chair" move

    12:46 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    They r currently talkin about their current/past relationships and I'm now getting sad that I'm putting this on display...ok not anymore

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    They r currently talkin about their current/past relationships and I'm now getting sad that I'm putting this on display...ok not anymore

    12:52 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Dan just said "There's a girl here that I call my cousin...but she's not my cousin, she's my ex girlfriend." I'm dying laughing

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Dan just said "There's a girl here that I call my cousin...but she's not my cousin, she's my ex girlfriend." I'm dying laughing

    12:55 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    U guys...I am now sweatin laughing. I'm a terrible person but he just said he dated his second cousin once. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SAID THAT

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    U guys...I am now sweatin laughing. I'm a terrible person but he just said he dated his second cousin once. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE SAID THAT

    12:57 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Someone needs to turn Tracey's imaginary mic up cause Dan is bout to be the breakout star of this twitter show...

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Someone needs to turn Tracey's imaginary mic up cause Dan is bout to be the breakout star of this twitter show...

    12:59 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    1. Tracey is prob gonna go home wit "Dan" 2. Ladies...don't go home with guys like "Dan" 3. Live tweet 1st dates without ppl knowin.

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    1. Tracey is prob gonna go home wit "Dan"

    2. Ladies...don't go home with guys like "Dan"

    3. Live tweet 1st dates without ppl knowin.

    1:01 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Dan just said "my feet hurt all the time"...TRACEY ASKED FOR THE CHECK!!! Hell yes Tracey!

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Dan just said "my feet hurt all the time"...TRACEY ASKED FOR THE CHECK!!! Hell yes Tracey!

    1:02 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Can I get a moment of silence to see how's this is gonna end...................shhhhh

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Can I get a moment of silence to see how's this is gonna end...................shhhhh

    1:03 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    No joke, I just followed them out (without paying yet) and Tracey just peaced out!!! Tracey-1, Dan-0!!!! Note to self: Do this more often...

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    No joke, I just followed them out (without paying yet) and Tracey just peaced out!!! Tracey-1, Dan-0!!!! Note to self: Do this more often...

    1:08 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Note to self: Consider online dating just to teach ppl how to date...wait...IM LIKE THE HITCH OF ONLINE DATING!!! Sell that @GBerlanti

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Note to self: Consider online dating just to teach ppl how to date...wait...IM LIKE THE HITCH OF ONLINE DATING!!! Sell that @GBerlanti

    1:10 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Sorry Tracey and "Dan" but I just had to get that on record. Im payin my bill now with a smile on my face. Thk you!

    Colton Haynes@ColtonLHaynes

    Sorry Tracey and "Dan" but I just had to get that on record. Im payin my bill now with a smile on my face. Thk you!

    1:12 AM - 07 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Please continue to stumble upon strangers having crappy dates, Colton.

    h/t: Just Jared.

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