1. Grade: C+
If the skirt was just a few inches longer he would have hit this one out of the ballpark. OH WELL, you live and you learn.
3. Grade: C-
Everybody loves a good crochet american flag shawl + beanie combo. Except that was a lie, and nobody does.
4. Grade: B
There’s leopard print in this ensemble, so it’s not a total fail. But mostly, WUT? Great pose though.
5. Grade: A-
HAHAHHA. AMAZING. LOVE IT.
6. Grade: D
Shortly after this performance, Kermit dyed his body purple to not be associated with anything green again.
7. Grade: C-
Actually, this is a spectacular pajama set, It just would look better in blue.
8. Grade: C-
SAME DAMN PAJAMA SET. And I already said it would look better in blue.
9. Grade: A
Anyway you look at it, this is a fantastic costume. What? Oh not a costume? Oh it’s an outfit? Oh he’s serious? Oh? Whatever, YOLO!
10. Grade: B+
Zebra print is HUGEEEEE (somewhere…I think), so for that a B+.
12. Grade: A-
Solid yellow tracksuit. Solid yellow sunglasses. Solid all around.
13. Grade: D-
This is your mumu. This is my mumu. This is all of our mumus.
14. Grade: B-
I like each individual block of color, but not necessarily all together on the same shirt.
15. Grade: B
I’m attracted to this photo. I can’t explain why.
16. Grade: A
Great owl shirt!
17. Grade: F
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