“As she put on her hat and went for run
She thought to herself, now isn’t this fun
My visor is large, my face can’t be seen
I’ll workout in secret and get really lean.”
“As she ran, the wind blew in her face
But wait— no it didn’t!
Her visor was in place.”
“Straw visor it was
Straw visor it will be
Forever on Cameron’s head
Even if she can’t see.”
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