1. Today, Zac Efron looked like this:
2. His hair was beautifully swept.
3. His hand was perfectly tucked into his jorts.
4. And you could literally see his abs through his shirt.
5. The left side of his body looked completely and utterly flawless.
6. And then the right side looked EVEN BETTER.
7. He is a gift to this world. The End.
- Iraq's prime minister has ordered the arrest of anti-government protesters who breached Baghdad's fortified "Green Zone" and occupied the parliament building.
- Daniel J. Berrigan, an American priest and poet famous for leading anti-Vietnam War protests, has died at the age 94.
- U.S. President Barack Obama zinged the media and presidential contenders before dropping the mic at his final White House Correspondents' Dinner 🇺🇸