1. This Banana looks like Ron Swanson AKA Nick Offerman:
This banana was nervous to get his haircut. He said to the barber, “just a trim, just a trim!” Well the barber didn’t listen and then this banana ended up one of the most iconic banana haircuts of our time, “The Swanson.” His wife hated it though.
2. This banana looks like Matt Smith:
After four years of the same boring man-bob, this banana needed to change up his style. He only wanted about an inch off, but the stylist had plans of his own. The banan swiveled around in his chair to see a haircut that was made famous by the Doctor himself. “I’d never go back to my old hair,” said the Banana.
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