This is Zac Efron:
But THIS *record scratch* *freeze-frame* is DYLAN EFRON.
Yep. That dude is Zac Efron's brother, and I'm here today to informally but formally introduce him to you.
I mean, it's not like you haven't seen him before. He was the guy with 89 abs giving Zac Efron a piggyback ride exactly 62 weeks ago.
But that picture is in black and white and not of him running out of the water in a wetsuit!!!
And if you're wondering why he can be found in wetsuits looking like that, it's because Dylan Efron just finished an Ironman competition.
*ZOOMS IN*
*APPLAUDS*
Once upon a time Zac said that Dylan got all the good genes.
It's not totally true, because um, hi, you're Zac Efron. BUT ALSO IT'S NOT TOTALLY FALSE. BECAUSE HEY, DYLAN, ON THE RIGHT.
Zac and hot bro Dylan have been busy filming a travel reality show thing for MTV.
So the world must prepare itself for another Efron.
Which in my core I believe is a good thing. Because hi.
Basically, thank you David and Starla. You had no idea what gifts you were giving this world.
BUT OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY.
NICE TO MEET YOU, DYLAN. SEE YA AROUND.
