I Obviously Need To Talk About Ashley Biden's Tuxedo

    Can't not discuss.

    Lauren Yapalater
    by Lauren Yapalater

    BuzzFeed Staff

    It is my duty as a lesbian to discuss something that occurred last night.

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    And that thing is: Ashley Biden's tuxedo.

    Ashley Biden standing next to First Lady Dr. Jill Biden at the Lincoln Memorial
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    In case you don't know, Ashley is President Joe Biden's daughter.

    Jennifer Epstein @jeneps

    The older Biden grandkids, plus Ashley Biden in a chic tux, take pictures at the Lincoln Memorial.

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    AND SHE'S IN A TUX.

    Kristen Stewart in a tux
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    Sorry, wrong pic...SHE'S IN A TUX.

    Close-up of Ashley Biden in a tux, untied bowtie, and high heels
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    Ashley Biden in a tux is both rude to me and perfect at the same time.

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    And believe me, I didn't want to have to talk about this. But...I needed to!!

    Ashely Biden posing in a mask next to President Joe Biden
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    Ashley Biden has just moved up on my list of "straight women that I, a gay, would die for" (in between Cate Blanchett and Jessica Chastain).

    Cheeky Kishy @KishaBue

    Ashley Biden in that tux...

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    AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT PONYTAIL.

    Ashely Biden sporting a high ponytail
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    Would take years to discuss. Don't have time for that!

    So yeah. Ashley Biden's tux, amirite!?!?!??!!?

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    Bye.