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My therapist: Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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i love it when my therapist says something is someone else's fault i'm like yes bitch ikr
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When my therapist delivers me a hard fkn truth
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I look at my therapist like this when she says I handled a situation in a healthy and responsible manner https://t.co/ks49za50Mk
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i just want to know that my therapist likes me more than her other patients and also how much more and why and a gold star sticker for my dream journal would also be great is this really too much to ask?
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me telling my therapist abt a breakdown i had: omg yes that was a classic that was a classic
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I like to think my therapist considers me a “particularly interesting case”
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when my therapist says she wants to see me twice a week
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therapy is helpful because every two years I figure out what happened five years ago
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my therapist: me: do you think i’m annoying be honest
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My therapist: “Anything bad happen this week?” Me: yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes
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me @ my therapist when she tells me I’m too hard on myself
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someone's therapist knows all about u
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my therapist always tells me how i feel when i don’t want or kno how to say it myself it’s almost like a drag
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You pay your therapist a lot of money. Go ahead and fart in there.
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Me, in my therapists office, even though it’s her office: https://t.co/c25vwRhsAR
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Me? Worrying about what my therapist thinks of me? Haha
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How do I ask my therapist if she thinks I’m cool
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My therapist thinks I’m funny and smart and I can’t tell her my real problems cause I want to keep up this image
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I literally just thought “I can’t remember what homework my therapist gave me but I think I’ve been doing it pretty well”
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Not to brag but my therapist told me I am fascinating like 6x today.
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whenever i get to my therapists office early she's like feel free to grab some coffee while u wait i'll be ready in a bit. you want me to just.... Do That? just Make Coffee? just make myself at home? i can't do this. i'd feel guilty
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me: so you might not remember this guy I went on a date with two years ago— my therapist: the one with two dogs and a car? HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!!
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My therapist said it was ok: a life story
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my therapist: reads me for absolute filth, spends the entire session calling out my problematic behavior, digs deep into childhood trauma I forgot even happened me: ok go off sis slay my wig this tea is snatched
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me: i want a therapist to call me on my bullshit my therapist: your thoughts are wrong me: ey fuck you too pal
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might text my therapist and ask if she's mad at me