Celebrity·Posted on Mar 18, 201927 Tweets That Only Someone In Therapy Will Relate To On A Deep, Dark LevelLaughs, but cries, because it's sad, and true.by Lauren YapalaterBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. sara mchenry @yellowcardigan My therapist: Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve, 11:48 PM - 06 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. jodi @NiceAndAlsoCool i love it when my therapist says something is someone else's fault i'm like yes bitch ikr 03:54 PM - 01 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Goosebumps Slime @spo0kysadghoul When my therapist delivers me a hard fkn truth 09:57 AM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Taylor Janzen @taylorjanzenn I look at my therapist like this when she says I handled a situation in a healthy and responsible manner https://t.co/ks49za50Mk 11:15 PM - 23 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. molly kirschenbaum? moollz? @moollzy i just want to know that my therapist likes me more than her other patients and also how much more and why and a gold star sticker for my dream journal would also be great is this really too much to ask? 01:02 AM - 09 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯𖤐𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 @skinnnyangel me telling my therapist abt a breakdown i had: omg yes that was a classic that was a classic 01:32 AM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ I like to think my therapist considers me a “particularly interesting case” 06:37 PM - 22 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Catherine Cohen @catccohen when my therapist says she wants to see me twice a week 02:57 AM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. aubrey @aubreybell therapy is helpful because every two years I figure out what happened five years ago 08:44 PM - 13 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Matthew Prebeg 🅴 @mattprebeg my therapist: me: do you think i’m annoying be honest 03:45 AM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Heather@Comms Closed🎀 @HeatherRamen My therapist: “Anything bad happen this week?” Me: yes yes yesyes yesyes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yesyes yes yes yes yesye yes yes yes yes yesyes 04:20 AM - 09 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Sophia O’Neal @SophiaLikes2Run me @ my therapist when she tells me I’m too hard on myself 06:35 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. jenna @httpjens someone's therapist knows all about u 02:19 AM - 04 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. mikayla @evsanie my therapist always tells me how i feel when i don’t want or kno how to say it myself it’s almost like a drag 02:45 AM - 06 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Mike Primavera @primawesome You pay your therapist a lot of money. Go ahead and fart in there. 02:06 AM - 04 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Magic📦 @2rahhh Me, in my therapists office, even though it’s her office: https://t.co/c25vwRhsAR 06:55 PM - 08 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. XI @shisasun Me? Worrying about what my therapist thinks of me? Haha 04:58 PM - 11 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. bitvonhopscotch⚡️ @bitvonhopscotch How do I ask my therapist if she thinks I’m cool 01:45 AM - 25 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 𝓑𝓲𝓰 𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓮 Business 𝓑𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱 @sug_knight My therapist thinks I’m funny and smart and I can’t tell her my real problems cause I want to keep up this image 12:28 AM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Mathilda @MathildaKF I literally just thought “I can’t remember what homework my therapist gave me but I think I’ve been doing it pretty well” 01:08 AM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Fab AF @toujours_fab Not to brag but my therapist told me I am fascinating like 6x today. 05:55 PM - 23 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. -ㅅ- @murkrou whenever i get to my therapists office early she's like feel free to grab some coffee while u wait i'll be ready in a bit. you want me to just.... Do That? just Make Coffee? just make myself at home? i can't do this. i'd feel guilty 10:00 PM - 06 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Becca Schuh @TamingofdeSchuh me: so you might not remember this guy I went on a date with two years ago— my therapist: the one with two dogs and a car? HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!! 04:53 PM - 07 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin My therapist said it was ok: a life story 05:11 AM - 02 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. gaychel @lameravioli my therapist: reads me for absolute filth, spends the entire session calling out my problematic behavior, digs deep into childhood trauma I forgot even happened me: ok go off sis slay my wig this tea is snatched 12:56 AM - 16 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. merritt k @merrittk me: i want a therapist to call me on my bullshit my therapist: your thoughts are wrong me: ey fuck you too pal 10:09 PM - 06 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. human @inweltschmerz might text my therapist and ask if she's mad at me 04:52 PM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite